Believe it or not, this entry revolves around… porn? Yes. I'll explain how porn got me to upload a particular tune. Personally, I don't understand at all how seemingly millions of guys have gigs upon gigs of porn on their computer. Not that I don't look at dirty pictures or videos… it's just that with me I'd prefer seeing a chick either scantily clad or naked rather than getting dicked by someone, whether it is a video or a picture. Don't ask me to explain. I have some other "non-mainstream" views* when it comes to the type of stuff I see but trust me I hardly look at it compared to many guys. Still, Monday I did something that I'm embarrassed to admit but I'm only doing so on here for the humor factor. I was looking at one of those sites that offer up free passwords to porn sites and I just happened to find one that was to a site that I wanted to check out-I know, I'm a dirty MF'ing thief but we all can't be perfect… anyway, I got the username and password for the site, which I won't name as not only is it none of anyone's business but my own but the username and password don't work for it anymore, and guess what it was?
*but don't worry it's nothing like bestiality or furries or anything of that nature!'
The username was "1234" and the password was "0000". I swear that's the truth. Immediately I thought of Spaceballs and that great scene where Dark Helmet, after finding out that the combination to the airsheld on Planet Druidia was 1-2-3-4-5, states, " So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!" (although the best scene was the combing of the desert and "We ain't found shit!") I thought, "You've GOT to be kidding me here. No way in hell a username and password that basic could possibly work!" and yet it did, and I was able to download a plethora of videos from the page… you know, maybe I shouldn't bash Mister Saint Laurent so hard for his actions when I download MP3's, movies, and now videos from porn sites illegally…
Anyway, how this all relates to the upload… one of the songs on the videos I illegally obtained featured the girl dancing to a dance remix of "Somebody's Watching Me", a quintessential 80's song from Rockwell, the son of Berry Gordy who got signed to his dad's record label without his dad knowing about it first, but it didn't really matter as the song mainly got popular not due to how catchy it was or how the message of paranoia almost encapsulated the fears of the coke-fueled and nihilist 80's, but instead because Michael Jackson sang on the main lyric and a lot of people apparently thought it was a new song from him. Yeah, it paid off to be Berry Gordy's son and have a nice production and the aid of Michael on the single, me thinks. Still, it's a cool song, I'm not afraid to admit it.
Anyway, I searched online and saw that the dance remake I heard on the video was from the Dutch DJ's known as "Beatfreakz." I downloaded the 12 inch single to the song as it was preferable to the radio edit, which wasn't even 3 minutes long, although the music video to that single is rather Thriller-riffic. As with the Sharam song I put up recently, this only contains the main lyric of the song, but that's ok. I just wonder what the next cheesy 80's song will be that will be remixed for the clubbers of today… will it be "We Built This City?" "Land Down Under?" The Pat Benetar song "We Belong?" Actually, all three ideas sound awesome… and given as Beatfreakz has covered "Superfreak" and the Ray Parker song "Ghostbusters" already, my ideas don't sound so outlandish.
Beatfreakz-Somebody's Watching Me (7.50 MB, 160Kbits/second)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTKA1M5X
I'll be back on Monday.
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